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These are my feet... my pride and joy... I love them, and they are quite famous (at my school, at least... I used to have them on my wallet and a lot of my friends have a copy of my toes...)
-The beatles are THE greatest band that EVER walked the face of the earth
-Something Corporate. Saves the Day, and Finch are in the running, as well as Weezer
-I love my fish.
-Don'r cross the road without looking both ways
-Don't eat spinach-- it WON'T turn you into a super strong sailor. Popeyes spinach was laced wit PCP
-Duct tape is the meaning of life. Don't go anywhere without it
-If you listen to rap, leave now. It's not music, it's simple rhythm and rhyme. it's CRAP.
-I want to be a cow.
-Don't let your pets trick you- they AREN'T stupid. Cats and dogs are in league with the government to make our lives a living hell. Ever wonder how people sometimes know the weirdest stuff about you? THey have spies. DON'T TRUST THE FURRIES.
-Don't trust the UPS, either. They are only covering up the distribution of marijuana by the postal service. United Postal Service? No. United Pot Smokers. Brown paper packages, dark shipping trucks... yeah.
-Cough syrup manufacturers are not to be trusted, either. They have connections to columbian drug lords and are helping to develope addictive behavior during childhood.... cough syrup is a gateway drug, much like marijuana is claimed to be. Children who take cough syrup and cold meds everytime they say they have a stuffy nose will be the ones shooting up in the boys bathroom.
-Nintendo, Microsoft, and Playstation aren't rivals, either. The scientists that work for them develop highly addictive, brain-deteriorating games. They'll begin to control you, and then they'll take over the world.
-ALWAYS wear your seatbelt!!!
| I have a song for everything... I love old music, and I love punk and emo, too... **I love rock and roll, put another dime in the jukebox, baby!!** If I could take three things with me to starve on a deserted island, it would be my cd player, Weezer's BLUE album, and the beatles' revolver. Who cares about food and water when you have music? Besides, there's sure to be a skipper, a professor, a couple of skanky chicks, a dorky guy, a skipper, a millionare, and his wife. Not to mention a lot of coconuts. |
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